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Sandy Kay is 47% done

OMFG. Thad has seen this guy with his chickens and he's STILL working on the Thing that is a Secret that will F Ryder over? What is wrong with this guy?

Oh sorry. It isn't THAD Vwho will F Ryder over. It's the company he wants to work with. They'll hire someone no matter what! Might as well be Thad!

JFC. *headdesk* 😡🤬🤯

— May 29, 2026 05:36PM

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Sandy Kay is finished

Awww. Lovely end. Fab grand gesture, love how it all turned out.

— May 31, 2026 04:56AM

Sandy Kay is 94% done

Okay now he’s dismissing Phillip as some arse who wanted to get one over on him, but…why? WHY did Phillip turn on him? I want an explanation, bc they were legit childhood friends and have a long and good history prior to the appalling turn. Judd who cares, but, we deserve more accounting from Phillip. 🧐🧐🧐

— May 30, 2026 06:51PM

Sandy Kay is 93% done

FFS!!!!! Way to ruin the speech Ryder! It’s all going perfectly and then…who does he mention? Who does he compare the situation to? Say it with me. JAMES.

F-ing James. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤮

— May 30, 2026 06:47PM

Sandy Kay is 88% done

Still don’t like Thad’s mum but I do like the talk they had.

— May 30, 2026 06:34PM

Sandy Kay is 82% done

Welp Thad really brought that on himself. But I am PISSED that he put himself in a position that F face Phillip could instigate it. TSTL.

Bleak moment accomplished. Yes, Jane, there is a third-act breakup.

— May 30, 2026 06:23PM

Sandy Kay is 78% done

Oh GREAT this F face showed up right on cue.

I would truly like to see inside the dick best friend’s head to know if he is a 2D cliche or if he has valid motive for what he did. Will I get insight? Stay tuned.

— May 30, 2026 06:13PM

Sandy Kay is 75% done

Okay we are past the “trying to fix things the wrong way because we haven’t yet learned” and into blatantly choosing not to and making excuses. Thad, you know exactly what to do and the fact that you pretty much said it yourself and STILL are not doing it is complete, disappointing 💩

Never trust a man with a mustache. 😂😂

— May 30, 2026 05:44PM

Sandy Kay is 65% done

Honestly drama llama the solution seems SIMPLE. Just don’t do that bid and do something else. And stop being so self defeating.

😡😡😡🙄🙄🙄

— May 30, 2026 05:14PM

Sandy Kay is 63% done

Oh JFC now Ryder is calling Will (Tap’s bf) a “young man” too.

Okay Grandpa. Time to let the kiddies talk and go take your pills. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

— May 30, 2026 05:09PM

Sandy Kay is 63% done

AAAAARGH f-ing JAMES again. If I never hear another word about James it will still be too many.

Can we just NOT?

— May 30, 2026 05:06PM