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NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK DID I LOSE MY MEMORY?!

WAIT YOU HAVE AN INSANE WAY OUT OF THIS IF YOU JUST FUCKING THINK LIKE A CRAZY BITCH 👹

WELL YOU ALSO HAD 2 LOOPHOLES IN YOUR FACE THE LAST CHAPTER AND YOU DIDN'T GO WITH ANY URGH WHERE IS EVERYONE'S HEAD?!

I'M GROWING A GRAY HAIR HERE!

Hades: You hold my heart in your hands Persephone
Hermes: And your cock too apparently

IF I HAD A SHOT EVERY TIME HERMES HAS COCKBLOCKED SOMEONE / INTERRUPTED POST SEX BLISS IN THIS SERIES I WOULD HAVE BLACKED OUT ALREADY 🤣

Hermes: I thought interrupting now was probably better than a few minutes ago
Persephone: You were watching?
Hermes: To be fair you were having sex in the middle of the Underworld

Yea I would have destroyed it all if I saw that too.
VALID AF CRASH OUT IMO.

Okay wait having read Hades’ pov... WTF?!

WTF THERE AND WTF HERE?!
(and these wtfs are for separate instances)

**this is my first time reading Hades’ pov of book 3: A Game of Gods, and I’m remembering the ending of THIS book and WHATTHEFUCK is all I can say it seems

That Never Have I Ever game gave me an ulcer!
MY LEFT EYE IS STILL TWITCHING!!

At least Hermes came to lighten the mood 🤣 although the game was his fault 😒

“Well, well, well,” Hermes announced. “Look who decided to darken the corner—literally.”

“We’re all aware. Look at him—he’s the only goth in the room.” Hades scowled.

Persephone: I will not be late to Sybil’s party, Hades. If you wish to please me, then you’ll make me come and on time.
Hades: **smirks** As you wish, my darling.

Me: bitch that was so Capricorn coded. MOOD.🙂‍↕️🖤

Persephone: **asks for something to not happen again**
Hades: “Of course, darling. How shall I apologize?”

MEN ITS LITERALLY THAT EASY!

NOOOOOOOOO

I NEED CPR

OH GOD OH GODS OH GODS I CANT DO THIS