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Ryan
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New level of miscommunication trope unlocked: “my wife has very obviously been bitten by a vampire but I wouldn’t know that because WE DONT FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT IT”
— May 30, 2026 09:14AM
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Ryan
is on page 201 of 420
I’ve been so bad at reading in general, but I got a bunch of new books so now it’s time to kick it up again.
— May 29, 2026 11:20AM
Ryan
is on page 89 of 420
This book must’ve been written by Aespa because the stories and messages are giving me Whiplash
— Mar 17, 2026 09:30PM
Ryan
is on page 50 of 420
Uh… what? Huh? Excuse me, what in the ever loving FUCK is going on?
— Mar 16, 2026 08:51PM