Chrissy K’s Reviews > The Dixon Rule > Status Update

I’m not doing well

Holy fucking fuck, I’m hyperventilating 🔥🔥🔥🫠

“He asked me, as a friend, to have dinner with him tonight. It’s not a date, and I am the most loyal fake girlfriend you will ever have. I fake love you, Shane. I want to fake marry you and have your fake babies. Okay?” I glare at her. “Uncalled for. I can’t believe you brought our fake children into this.”

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

“The next thing I know, three hockey players are staring down at me. At naked me. Because I’m naked. Did I mention that I’m naked?”

Why is this so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣