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Fucking finally girl, I’m so happy you did thaaaaat!
— May 30, 2026 12:40PM
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“He asked me, as a friend, to have dinner with him tonight. It’s not a date, and I am the most loyal fake girlfriend you will ever have. I fake love you, Shane. I want to fake marry you and have your fake babies. Okay?” I glare at her. “Uncalled for. I can’t believe you brought our fake children into this.”
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
— May 30, 2026 10:50AM
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
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“The next thing I know, three hockey players are staring down at me. At naked me. Because I’m naked. Did I mention that I’m naked?”
Why is this so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— May 30, 2026 06:57AM
Why is this so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

