Danielle Boise’s Reviews > Tourist Season > Status Update

"I guess it's a little messed up."

"A bit. And now I'm helping a woman I want to kill to cover up murders by another serial killer. This is the most incestuous murder party I've ever heard of."

"Did you name your woodchipper after the beloved Sesame Street character Cookie Monster and then teach a raven to beg for human snacks made from people you murdered?"