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lfmao i knew it was gonna end up being her

“Why is there something that even exists that she won’t forgive me over? If she loves me.” I shrug and I mean it. “Shouldn’t it be enough? Love conquers all and that shit?”

oh how i hate men

“Even if I don’t, no one can talk shit on her except me” ?????😭

“I hate it when they gang up on him. It’s only ever about me.” girl do smth abt it lord

“ Did you think I didn’t know? You’re confusing me for someone who has a little bit of self-respect”

*cough magnolia*

may this kind of “relationship” and dumbing down this much for a man never find me😍

“But you had a girlfriend then,” BJ tells him, in case he forgot. “So, once again, bit inappropriate…”
“Sure, yeah I guess. But sorry”—Tom pauses—“didn’t you cheat on her?”

get him for me again omg he is so annoying

I miss you, I blink in Morse code.
I still love you, say the turned-down edges of his perfect mouth.


all i hear is gracie abrams