Nenia Campbell’s Reviews > Expecting an Argument > Status Update

God, she was so pretty when she looked like she was about to kick my ass.

“I can’t believe you!” I said. “That is a disgusting invasion of her privacy! Let me read it.”

Mom shoved the journal into her purse just as I reached for it. “No! This scheme was for my snooping purposes, not yours!”

Just as the dark-hearted hero was about to chase the heroine through the woods, my e-reader wobbled.

Perci said there was a sneaky Raise the Blood reference in here and I think I just found it >:D

“So, I’m delicate now?” I asked with a raised eyebrow as he called an elevator.

The golden elevator doors opened and we stepped inside.

“It’s better than what I wanted to say,” he replied. “Which was, ‘She’s carrying my babies. Touch her and I’ll break your arm.’”

“I don’t care if you judge me, Olivia Adams,” he said softly. “I want to know if you’ll destroy me.”

Someone started a rumor in junior high that Beau and his family were all vampires, and that searing, possessive kiss on my neck made me think there was some truth to that theory.

“Bore someone else with your titty trivia”

“I…I didn’t shave,” she whispered. “I can’t see down there anymore.”

As if I gave a fuck.

My lips grazed the side of her temple as I said, “If you’re thinking about that, then I’m not doing my job.”

GREY SWEATPANTS HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT:

I could never stop men from leering at my big tits, but at least my resting bitch face kept them from invading my life.