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Lmao not me guessing both the secret parts of the surprise too 🤣🤣🤣🫠😭

Lmao not me guessing both the secret parts of the surprise too 🤣🤣🤣🫠😭

Bro, no, what did I just say about the timeline being too fast 🫠

Oh that's wholesome 😊

So I'm hoping it's neither a proposal nor buying her her pwn cabin because that would be wayyyy too much

She said the title, finally 😊

The dark humor is a good balance here honestly 🤣

I’ve never, ever considered killing anyone. Never had the urge; the thought didn’t even cross my mind. But man, do I want to wring this guy’s neck.

Man, mood 🙃🤬

Bystander effect is about to hit, I fear

Fucking hell I want to punch that man so bad