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Jonathan Orme
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These sailors are dead men walking and there is still a third of the book left. I will never look at a citrus fruit the same way ever again. 🍋
— 8 hours, 22 min ago
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Jonathan Orme
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My man casually invents germ theory forty years early and then dies in the polar ice
— May 23, 2026 12:19PM
Jonathan Orme
is 25% done
I can't stop thinking about that meme where the polar bear is poking its head out of a hole in the ice and saying "Bonjour"
— May 22, 2026 05:08AM
Jonathan Orme
is 17% done
Hah! The greenhorn didn't know to only wear eight layers of wool, not ten. Now he is sweaty and will freeze to death in his sleeping bag. Civilians...
Also has nobody had the idea to knit a sock for their shotgun/musket barrels so they don't lose any skin to the metal when they inevitably touch it by accident?
— May 20, 2026 08:46AM
Also has nobody had the idea to knit a sock for their shotgun/musket barrels so they don't lose any skin to the metal when they inevitably touch it by accident?
Jonathan Orme
is 7% done
I'm listening to the audiobook and I choose to believe that this whaling ship is named Prince of Whales
— May 18, 2026 02:13PM
