Jasper’s Reviews > One Foot in the Grave > Status Update
Jasper
is 95% done
everything is just…. convenient. nothing’s really a problem. even the actual problem, wasn’t. she sent a letter and the police were like “lol okay guess we’ll look into it”. and all her clues come from a random cashier who is….? nothing else from her? okay.
— May 31, 2026 08:52PM
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Jasper
is 50% done
“even with a black eye, you are so damn beautiful” cringe.
— May 29, 2026 11:27PM
