Mika’s Reviews > My Roommate Is a Vampire > Status Update

“I hesitated. This situation was surreal enough as it was. It felt like if I told another living person about it, the opportunity would vanish in a puff of smoke.”

I feel you girl

"Over the past two weeks I've discovered that in this city of millions, you are one of a kind […] Do not think for one moment that you are replaceable,
Cassie Greenberg.For you are anything but."

Esa mamada de nombre QUEEEE 😂

"But please believe me when I say that for all intents and purposes I have not fed on a living human in over two hundred years."

“But when I saw what was inside, my face froze.
My entire body froze.”

Se viene lo bueno 🫡

“His lips, his breath, hit and sweet against my neck”

No sé qué tan “caliente” nos referimos but ok

“I sit at my desk at 2 in the morning, desperately trying to remind myself that Miss Greenberg is a lady. A lady whose beauty far surpasses what I noticed when we first met. A lady with lovely curves, delightful freckles dusting the bridge of her nose, and a mouth that will now haunt my dreams-but a lady nonetheless.”

NOOOO BASTA

“He must have been used to getting this reaction from people. He probably had to fend horny people off with a stick every time he left his home.”

😂

“I miss Drag Race”
“I’ve been keeping you posted on the winners, haven’t I?”
“It’s not the same”

GURRRL, SAME

Lit 200 dólares? En Chicago? Definitivamente suena a scam la neta 😂