Ashlyn’s Reviews > Immortal Rose > Status Update

my soul can't bear to think about how many horses might have been maimed (or worse) during these carriage explosions 😩 make it stop neoww!

Someone call Nana from The Bridge Kingdom bc I just know she'd set this man straight with his rotten, sour tooth given her [completely valid] obsession with dental hygiene and her feral mouth:

"One of his yellow teeth was rotting at the root. If it wasn’t giving him something to complain about, it would soon. In the meantime, the soul-curdling stink of it...was a test to my stomach’s fortitude."