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Hey Ellen what the fuck made you think this was an appropriate place for a weird anti-abortion take

I was not prepared for a pregnancy plotline

Real gross take on the aids crisis

Some extremely weird and gross takes about virginity in here

"is there really such a thing as brain death?"

Why is she asking this like it's a deep philosophical question and not the dumbest shit I've ever heard

She's not even high at the moment

I know the protagonist is meant to be unlikeable but I could do without the lesbophobia

Snorting drugs is so weird to me because I have a negative physical reaction to even the idea of doing it

Keep stuff out my nose thanks

The audio quality is weirdly variable it's

Not great

"adhesive eyes"

Girl

Oh you can FEEL the parts that are just Hopkins being bitter lmao