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Okay I do think Hopkins' writing is significantly less obnoxious when you're not looking at the dogshit unnessary and annoying formatting where it doesn't pretend it's not just mediocre prose
— Jun 02, 2026 08:55AM
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Corey
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Hey Ellen what the fuck made you think this was an appropriate place for a weird anti-abortion take
— Jun 02, 2026 12:54PM
Corey
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Some extremely weird and gross takes about virginity in here
— Jun 02, 2026 11:30AM
Corey
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"is there really such a thing as brain death?"
Why is she asking this like it's a deep philosophical question and not the dumbest shit I've ever heard
She's not even high at the moment
— Jun 02, 2026 10:17AM
Why is she asking this like it's a deep philosophical question and not the dumbest shit I've ever heard
She's not even high at the moment
Corey
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I know the protagonist is meant to be unlikeable but I could do without the lesbophobia
— Jun 02, 2026 10:08AM
Corey
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Snorting drugs is so weird to me because I have a negative physical reaction to even the idea of doing it
Keep stuff out my nose thanks
— Jun 02, 2026 09:29AM
Keep stuff out my nose thanks
Corey
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Oh you can FEEL the parts that are just Hopkins being bitter lmao
— Jun 02, 2026 09:05AM
