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Vance Miguel Johnson
is 22% done
Honestly, this is enjoyable and terrible. It’s like a modern conservative’s wet dream. If Ashley St. Clair wasn’t hired by Elon Musk and instead hired by embodiment of the false dream sold by patriarchal dogma to indoctrinated women.
— Jun 02, 2026 10:08AM
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Vance Miguel Johnson
is 74% done
It’s worth noting that at 74% of the way through, I’m ready for this book to be over. Somewhat bored.
— 18 hours, 30 min ago
Vance Miguel Johnson
is 63% done
So much more sex than Beach Read by Emily Henry… that’s kind of my benchmark of a romance book’s plot progression. This has way more sex in it.
— Jun 02, 2026 07:16PM
Vance Miguel Johnson
is 40% done
Okay, I know I look foolish complaining about how much objectification this has is considering what I signed up to read, but I am so done with the “I’m an inseminated cow” line that Trista keeps using in her internal narrative.
— Jun 02, 2026 03:38PM
Vance Miguel Johnson
is 25% done
Okay, a lot of mast********n for only 25% way through the book…
— Jun 02, 2026 10:13AM
Vance Miguel Johnson
is 6% done
“female body’s a fucking wonder” from a guy referred to as “papa bear,” made me physically stunned
— Jun 01, 2026 07:33PM
