Vance Miguel Johnson’s Reviews > Nine Month Contract > Status Update

It’s worth noting that at 74% of the way through, I’m ready for this book to be over. Somewhat bored.

So much more sex than Beach Read by Emily Henry… that’s kind of my benchmark of a romance book’s plot progression. This has way more sex in it.

Okay, I know I look foolish complaining about how much objectification this has is considering what I signed up to read, but I am so done with the “I’m an inseminated cow” line that Trista keeps using in her internal narrative.

Honestly, this is enjoyable and terrible. It’s like a modern conservative’s wet dream. If Ashley St. Clair wasn’t hired by Elon Musk and instead hired by embodiment of the false dream sold by patriarchal dogma to indoctrinated women.

“female body’s a fucking wonder” from a guy referred to as “papa bear,” made me physically stunned