Tasha’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

Talk about a bad day!

If this book was 350 pages, I’d only have 45 pages left!

Omg, we are being VERY dramatic rn

“I do what I please, and it is always well done.” Quod placet mihi, id facio, et semper bene fit. The Monte Cristo family motto

Yanno, if The Count of Monte Cristo knows you have a kid, and that kid is alive (which we’ve established he does), he PROBABLY knows where such personage is. Just throwing that out there

“How do you poison someone without getting caught? Asking for a friend.”😂

Dumas’ really digging through the thesaurus for descriptions of this Edward kid

So now not only is Edmond a drug dealer, he's engaging in human trafficking. "Oh you have mistresses but I have a slave girl I fuck." Wow.

"How do you do fellow kids, would you like to try some weed and oxy?" WHY DOES EDMUND KEEP PUSHING HASHISH AND OPIUM ON YOUNG PEOPLE? Is he a drug dealer now? I guess that's what happens when you go to prison.

This is gonna be a loooooong breakfast