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Daily Death:
Only someone whose life contains very little else, one feels, would treasure a piece of gimcrackery like this.
It currently holds tea, with a slice of lemon.
The bleak desktop also contains a paperknife in the shape of a scythe and a number of hourglasses.
— Jun 02, 2026 06:53PM
Daily Death:
Only someone whose life contains very little else, one feels, would treasure a piece of gimcrackery like this.
It currently holds tea, with a slice of lemon.
The bleak desktop also contains a paperknife in the shape of a scythe and a number of hourglasses.
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Bobby Ingram
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Daily Death:
'I said, "I'm sorry I'm late." Boom, boom.'
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
'Er, you know... Sorry I'm late. Like... dead?'
Death nodded. OH, I SEE. IT WAS THE 'BOOM BOOM' I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
'Er, that was to show it was a joke,' said Shoblang.
AH, YES. I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE NECESSARY. IN FACT, MR SHOBLANG, WHILE YOU ARE LATE, YOU ARE ALSO EARLY. BOOM, BOOM.
— Jun 04, 2026 11:38AM
'I said, "I'm sorry I'm late." Boom, boom.'
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
'Er, you know... Sorry I'm late. Like... dead?'
Death nodded. OH, I SEE. IT WAS THE 'BOOM BOOM' I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
'Er, that was to show it was a joke,' said Shoblang.
AH, YES. I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE NECESSARY. IN FACT, MR SHOBLANG, WHILE YOU ARE LATE, YOU ARE ALSO EARLY. BOOM, BOOM.
Bobby Ingram
is 34% done
Daily Death:
‘I said, “I’m sorry I’m late.” Boom, boom.’
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
‘Er, you know . . . Sorry I’m late. Like . . . dead?’
Death nodded. OH, I SEE. IT WAS THE ‘BOOM BOOM’ I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
‘Er, that was to show it was a joke,’ said Shoblang.
AH, YES. I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE NECESSARY. IN FACT, MR SHOBLANG, WHILE YOU ARE LATE, YOU ARE ALSO EARLY. BOOM, BOOM.
— Jun 04, 2026 11:35AM
‘I said, “I’m sorry I’m late.” Boom, boom.’
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
‘Er, you know . . . Sorry I’m late. Like . . . dead?’
Death nodded. OH, I SEE. IT WAS THE ‘BOOM BOOM’ I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
‘Er, that was to show it was a joke,’ said Shoblang.
AH, YES. I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE NECESSARY. IN FACT, MR SHOBLANG, WHILE YOU ARE LATE, YOU ARE ALSO EARLY. BOOM, BOOM.
Bobby Ingram
is 34% done
Most of the overstuffed chairs in the library were occupied by contented lunchers dozing happily under tented copies of the Ankh-Morpork Times. Susan looked around until she found the copy from which projected the bottom half of a black robe and two bony feet. There was also a scythe leaning against the back of the armchair. She raised the paper.
GOOD AFTERNOON, said Death. HAVE YOU HAD LUNCH? IT WAS JAM ROLY-POLY.
— Jun 03, 2026 08:27PM
GOOD AFTERNOON, said Death. HAVE YOU HAD LUNCH? IT WAS JAM ROLY-POLY.
