Mika’s Reviews > My Roommate Is a Vampire > Status Update

"I don't have the right to ask you to stay with me forever, but I never said I wasn't a selfish man. Or that I was a good one, for that matter."

GRITITO

SOLTÉ LA CARCAJADA, ¿CÓMO QUE FRUTA???

“Why id ever thought I'd be anything but a complete and total fuckup was beyond me. I would always just be Cassie —the quirky eccentric who couldn't hold a job or even an apartment for more than a few months. The girl who would never achieve her dreams or amount to much of anything at all.”

Ay mi chiquita

Perre vergue

“You never told me Frederick was such a big Taylor Swift fan”

Yo.

“I’ve never kissed a vampire before. So I'm curious about what it's like. Purely from an intellectual standpoint."
“Of course”
“For science, honestly”

ELLA JURA

“I hesitated. This situation was surreal enough as it was. It felt like if I told another living person about it, the opportunity would vanish in a puff of smoke.”

I feel you girl

"Over the past two weeks I've discovered that in this city of millions, you are one of a kind […] Do not think for one moment that you are replaceable,
Cassie Greenberg.For you are anything but."

Esa mamada de nombre QUEEEE 😂

"But please believe me when I say that for all intents and purposes I have not fed on a living human in over two hundred years."