Lydia’s Reviews > Percy Jackson and the Greek Gods > Status Update

Zeus:"Thus guy, Epimetheus. I just want him to take a stupid present, open it and unleash misery and death on the human race! Is that too much to ask? But he's so stubborn! Any ideas?"
Aprhodite:"Lord Zeus, perhaps you should try a different approach... something no>/i> man can refuse."
Zeus:"I already tried free cable! With the premium sports channels!"

Hera:"I have a solution! As the goddess of marriage, I am responsible for picking the best husband for our dear new friend Aphrodite. I'm sure my husband Lord Zeus will support my decision... with force, if necessary."
Zeus:"I will? I mean... yes, dear. Of course I will!"

Typhoeus:"Honey! I'm going upstairs to destroy the gods and take over the universe. I'll try to be back by dinner."
Echidna:"This is your mother's idea, isn't it? She's always telling you what to do! You should stay at home. The Hydra needs his father. The Sphinx needs her dad!"

Hera:"You keep having kids without me! You think that's funny? You think I appreciate you going back on your promise?"
Zeus:"Is that a trick question?"

Zeus:"Psst!"
Brontes:"I am not Psst! I am Brontes."

You'd think Rhea would never forgive him. I mean, your husband eats your firstborn child like a slider hamburger... Your typical mother isn't going to forget that.