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PERIOD hypaxia get his ass

the phone shit is sad but also its comically evil that that one lady is doing this in prison

good for ruhn this is his chance to be a good brother

dannika being the dead wife that haunts this narrative will never not be hilarious to me. she was on some alison dilaurentis levels of shit the night she died

synth is so giving jingle jangle from riverdale

to quote charles boyle "Preparing food for one's lover is the most intimate gift of all, aside from washing their hair." and they just hit both in like 20 minutes

they r so freaking cute. binging reality tv!!!

the whole thing with these damn my little ponies is always so funny to me

love how this book CONSTANTLY reminds us that science is in fact, magic. and honestly in some ways more impressive

its so funny to me that bryce is complaining about "alphaholes" (don't fucking get me started on how stupid that is) is LEGIT just rhysand