dani’s Reviews > Caught in a Bad Fauxmance > Status Update
dani
is 84% done
i’m glad he fucking said it because i’m tired of people thinking their bad shit is on the same level. snooping to find out if you’re gonna cheat and actively making plans to cheat are two different fucking things!
— Jun 03, 2026 10:39AM
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dani
is 99% done
fuck daddy 2, you should’ve given them shares 10 years ago, you thief! you are not forgiven!
— Jun 03, 2026 11:33AM
dani
is 72% done
a grounding? baby, you are a grown man in college on the other side of the country. your daddy can’t stop you from leaving the house at 2am.
— Jun 03, 2026 09:54AM
dani
is 64% done
if i were his sister i’d be side eyeing him. what do you mean you’ve been talking about watching lord of the rings together? what the fuck is going on?
— Jun 03, 2026 09:17AM
dani
is 41% done
this is the weirdest fake dating scenario i’ve ever seen. he’s only doing this because of his ex boyfriend but now they’re lying to their parents but their siblings know. it’s so strange. they have no reason to be doing this.
— Jun 02, 2026 11:45PM

