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Straw Bary is 33% done

I fear this is the male version of me who is gifted at math instead of ELA 🫪 we both weird and awkward

— Jun 04, 2026 06:57AM

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Straw Bary is 99% done

STOPPPP HES STILL A TEACHER 😭😭😭

— Jun 05, 2026 08:52PM

Straw Bary is 98% done

Stop I’m crying 💔💔💔💔

— Jun 05, 2026 08:41PM

Straw Bary is 91% done

Dangggg can this guy catch a break omg

— Jun 05, 2026 07:41PM

Straw Bary is 89% done

Rocky 💔💔 I’m gonna miss you sm

— Jun 05, 2026 07:25PM

Straw Bary is 86% done

Bro can’t catch a break

— Jun 05, 2026 05:58PM

Straw Bary is 82% done

Okay wow nvm she literally sealed his death wtf psycho

— Jun 05, 2026 05:18PM

Straw Bary is 81% done

StratxGrace?!?!? PLEASE

— Jun 05, 2026 05:15PM

Straw Bary is 81% done

<3 Rocky

— Jun 05, 2026 05:12PM

Straw Bary is 71% done

IIyukhina is a trip 💀 Heroin?!?

— Jun 05, 2026 03:05PM

Straw Bary is 67% done

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDSING ME OH MY GOD

— Jun 05, 2026 02:31PM

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