Isabel’s Reviews > Malachite > Status Update

“jeans”???? we’re wearing jeans in magical fantasy school? right, right

oh please do NOT piss me off

okay obviously she’s an obsidian wielder or whatever and there’s probably obsidian in the cliffside which is why it broke. next.

siiiiiiighhhhhh. let’s get things moving please

The host reference????

and this is violet and xaden coded. we’re reheating everyone’s nachos i guess

okay i retract my previous statement. she’s essentially Draco malfoy’s sister joining Slytherin

reheating divergent nachos?