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This dialogue is extremely clunky. Who talks like this?

"Honey, can we talk? I just accidentally killed a person and I'm spiraling about it. Also this hairstyle makes you look hot." ???

Dude, I am *so* confused. I'm getting stupidity whiplash lol.

My sister read this book last week and told me "It's weird. You should read it." 😆 So... here we are.