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“I don’t do that with anyone. And after we’re married, don’t expect it on any night other than a Saturday, with the lights off. I was brought up properly, you know.”
I made a mental note to have plans for every Saturday night after we were married.
— Jun 07, 2026 12:52AM
I made a mental note to have plans for every Saturday night after we were married.
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Fred
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Talk about a lazy Sunday - I’ve basically spent the whole day reading this.
— Jun 07, 2026 07:45AM
Fred
is on page 204 of 715
‘Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,’ I said quietly…a gust of body odour rushing towards me with such force that I reared back and hit my head against the confessional wall. 😂😂😂
— Jun 06, 2026 02:56PM
Fred
is on page 170 of 715
“She slapped Julian’s forearm playfully, leaving her hand there afterwards, which made me want to pick up a stray knife from the next table and cut it off.”
This is phenomenal - epic, lucid, and so funny. A modern-day David Copperfield.
— Jun 05, 2026 09:16AM
This is phenomenal - epic, lucid, and so funny. A modern-day David Copperfield.
Fred
is on page 114 of 715
“What you know about women could be written in large font on the back of a postage stamp and there’d still be room for the Lord’s Prayer” 😂😂😂
— Jun 05, 2026 07:33AM
Fred
is on page 90 of 715
“My wife’s death saddened me a great deal. I didn’t have sex for almost two weeks afterwards out of respect for her memory.”
😂😂😂
— Jun 05, 2026 06:47AM
😂😂😂
