cecile’s Reviews > Ice Planet Barbarians > Status Update

truly an impossible decision
-stay with your 7 foot tall blue alien man who is "hung like a horse" BUT you have to get a parasite and become a symbiotic organism or you will die
OR
-go back to earth

alien from 5 million miles away but he says cock

alien from 5 million miles away but he says cunt

so they ARE just fucking all the time

a little exposition or like context would be amazing

what the fuck is going on in here on this day

WHO WROTE THIS BOOK OMFG😭😭😭

this book is so bad omfg