cecile’s Reviews > Ice Planet Barbarians > Status Update

truly an impossible decision
-stay with your 7 foot tall blue alien man who is "hung like a horse" BUT you have to get a parasite and become a symbiotic organism or you will die
OR
-go back to earth

alien from 5 million miles away but he says cunt

so they ARE just fucking all the time

a little exposition or like context would be amazing

so is this whole book just them fucking

what the fuck is going on in here on this day

WHO WROTE THIS BOOK OMFG😭😭😭

this book is so bad omfg