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Daily Pratchett:
Not a muscle moved on the Patrician's face.
‘Pardon me, I'm a little out of date on faculty staff,’ he said. ‘Are you the one who has to take the dried frog pills?’
‘No, sir. That's the Bursar, sir,’ said Ponder. ‘He has to have them because he's insane, sir.’
‘Ah,’ said Lord Vetinari, and now he did have an expression. It was that of a man resolutely refraining from saying what was on his mind.
— Jun 08, 2026 01:06PM
Not a muscle moved on the Patrician's face.
‘Pardon me, I'm a little out of date on faculty staff,’ he said. ‘Are you the one who has to take the dried frog pills?’
‘No, sir. That's the Bursar, sir,’ said Ponder. ‘He has to have them because he's insane, sir.’
‘Ah,’ said Lord Vetinari, and now he did have an expression. It was that of a man resolutely refraining from saying what was on his mind.
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Daily Rincewind:
Carrot sighed. ‘You're just a coward really, aren't you?’
‘Yes, but I've never understood what's wrong with the idea. It takes guts to run away, you know. Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough.’
— Jun 15, 2026 04:19AM
Carrot sighed. ‘You're just a coward really, aren't you?’
‘Yes, but I've never understood what's wrong with the idea. It takes guts to run away, you know. Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough.’
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Daily Cohen:
‘But there's lots more a proper historian could tell you—’ said the minstrel.
‘Hah!’ said Cohen. ‘It's what ordin'ry people remember that matters. It's songs and sayin's. It doesn't matter how you live and die, it's how the bards wrote it down.’
— Jun 14, 2026 09:06AM
‘But there's lots more a proper historian could tell you—’ said the minstrel.
‘Hah!’ said Cohen. ‘It's what ordin'ry people remember that matters. It's songs and sayin's. It doesn't matter how you live and die, it's how the bards wrote it down.’
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Daily Death:
THINGS WILL HAVE COME TO A PRETTY PASS, ALBERT, IF I DID NOT KNOW WHETHER A THING WAS DEAD OR ALIVE WITHOUT HAVING TO GO AND LOOK.
‘Er… the way the theory goes, sir, it's the act of lookin' that determines if it's alive or not.’
Death looked hurt. ARE YOU SUGGESTING I WILL KILL THE CAT JUST BY LOOKING AT IT?
‘It's not quite like that, sir.’
I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS IF I MAKE FACES OR ANYTHING.
— Jun 10, 2026 10:41AM
THINGS WILL HAVE COME TO A PRETTY PASS, ALBERT, IF I DID NOT KNOW WHETHER A THING WAS DEAD OR ALIVE WITHOUT HAVING TO GO AND LOOK.
‘Er… the way the theory goes, sir, it's the act of lookin' that determines if it's alive or not.’
Death looked hurt. ARE YOU SUGGESTING I WILL KILL THE CAT JUST BY LOOKING AT IT?
‘It's not quite like that, sir.’
I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS IF I MAKE FACES OR ANYTHING.
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Daily Cohen the Barbarian:
‘Oh, there's always villains!’ said Evil Harry.
‘No, there's vicious evil underhand bastards, true enough. But they use laws now. They'd never call themselves Evil Harry.’
‘Men who don't know the Code,’ said Boy Willie. Everyone nodded. You mightn't live by the law but you had to live by the Code.
‘Men with bits of paper,’ said Caleb.
— Jun 09, 2026 11:40AM
‘Oh, there's always villains!’ said Evil Harry.
‘No, there's vicious evil underhand bastards, true enough. But they use laws now. They'd never call themselves Evil Harry.’
‘Men who don't know the Code,’ said Boy Willie. Everyone nodded. You mightn't live by the law but you had to live by the Code.
‘Men with bits of paper,’ said Caleb.
