Annie’s Reviews > Vanity Fair > Status Update

oh hi becky

sarah, i swear to god if i get to the end of this book only to find thackeray laughing in my face for being a dobbin/amelia supporter i will be VERY upset and it will be YOUR problem

i wanted there to be a rawdon/lord steyne duel so bad but noooo, we have to do virtue reward colonialism instead

nice to see miss briggs get a decent ending but i fear she will be the only one 😔

quite frankly, i do not care about lord steyne and his convoluted family tree and i did not need three chapters about them

hi sarah, i’m on a train (also dobbin hates glorvina thank god)

dobbin i swear to god if you actually marry glorvina before amelia realizes you’re her ideal boyfriend i will put this book in the basement storage INDEFINITELY so that my mother’s seven thousand nora roberts novels down there put a curse on you

mrs bute crawley’s name is barbara…but a hundred pages ago it was martha…

and the real winner of the battle of waterloo is ME (enemy george is #dead)

need george removed from the narrative NOW, he is pissing me off with his profligate rake behavior