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This is how I imagine an alien would describe the reasons for liking metal
— Jun 09, 2026 12:15AM
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"All of which suggests ,” I continued, “that if you listen to metal, you’re probably into bands like Underoath or Skillet.”
Who, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck, has ever called Skillet a metal band before this moment.
— Jun 09, 2026 04:45AM
Who, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck, has ever called Skillet a metal band before this moment.
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Ready Player One for metalheads (said with the utmost disdain)
Do they think that if they keep mentioning enough metal band shirts the characters are wearing, I will forgive how awful this overall experience is?
— Jun 09, 2026 12:05AM
Do they think that if they keep mentioning enough metal band shirts the characters are wearing, I will forgive how awful this overall experience is?
