Todd Schafer’s Reviews > Gwyneth: The Biography > Status Update
Todd Schafer
is 88% done
It seems that in addition to the bee stings, coffee enemas were also frowned upon. Not to mention Moon dust and sex dust. The more I read about this woman the more she sounds to be a very much conceited Hollywood starlet. I don't like her
— Jun 09, 2026 11:53AM
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Todd Schafer
is 95% done
The product that sold out from this chapter it smells like a vagina candle was actually hilarious. Martha Stewart said it said more about the horniness of men than anything else. It was probably mostly men that bought it
— Jun 10, 2026 10:22PM
Todd Schafer
is 83% done
Bee sting therapy ended up being a very bad idea for goop g o o p. People sort of started dying from anaphylactic shock
— Jun 09, 2026 10:04AM
