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Alyssa
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Hot take, but personally, if I got invited to my estranged father’s secluded beach castle via random email only to discover that he isn’t even there, and then be subsequently drugged by his weird, secretive, maha-herbalist, 5G-will-kill-you, tie-dye artist wife, I’m going HOME! Girl, what the hell?
— Jun 09, 2026 11:25PM
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Alyssa
is 36% done
Why do I get the feeling that they’re weekend at bernie’s-ing her dad rn
— Jun 09, 2026 07:15PM