Caitlin’s Reviews > The Eye of the Bedlam Bride > Status Update

“It’s a Carl and Pony theory, though, if that means anything.” Me personally, that means it’s both 10x more crazy and like 3x more likely to work 🫣 I’m still so scared tho there’s so much going on

You want what to be global???? What are you doing?? I’m scaredddddd

“Well, shit.” - Carl. My thoughts exactly.

Ren 😭😭😭😭😭 why is it that I can have a win and yet it never feels like one because the loss on the next page is so much bigger? 😭😭😭

FINALLY QUAN IS GONE

We just always gotta up the stakes a level, don’t we? 😑

Can I curse in a Goodreads note?? (I won’t but I want to) Because DAMNIT QUAN WHAT IS YOUR DEAL??

DAMMNIT QUAN I HATE YOU. Genius freakin strategy, ain’t no way you could have known that would be best without some outside help (like the cheater you are) but QUIT IT

I can’t even lie I’m loving that we get Kevin and Troy commentary again, especially when they’re drunk, because I think I would genuinely toss the book across the room in anger if they weren’t here to lighten the mood a bit. I still might anyway. Quan showed up, so that’s automatic fuel for wanting to throw something. Man do I hate that guy. Let the 8-way battle commence 😭😭

You know, I feel I should be mad that we’re bringing Quan back into the mix, and that it’s been set up as Imani vs Carl and Donut— and I am a bit— but I’m far more relieved that there’s MAYBE (hopefully 😭) a chance Imani can get to the next floor this way