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I probably could’ve finished this tonight but I’m tired and my teeth hurt✌️

Also if I was mark i would’ve gave up after I almost died yet again and just spend the rest of my sols reading Johanssen’s book collection

I can imagine the horror the people at nasa reading or watching Marks sol entry’s will feel after how many time he’s called them nerds😭

“The supplies wouldn’t be the only source of food.” WHAT

MARK istg💔

Get you some friends that would add five hundred and thirty-three days of unplanned space travel and risk their careers AND their lives for you

Really hope my amazing, dear, and amazing again Mark Watney will not starve bc of these idiots at NASA💔

Literally why can’t he just go on a diet instead of eating 10 potatoes every sol like dude you’re gonna starve already just be a bit hungry