violet’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

man i love a good revenge story, esp when u get to see the effects of it on the vengeful angel too

wait im so confused how is valentine playing dead for so long

wait huh i thought he killed himself

the pseudo-incesty thing happening between haydée and monte cristo is ... characteristic of the time? idk but im surely not comfortable

ah! the climax has come, finally! i just knew his plan of revenge would not go smoothly

maybe this is just a veryyy long fable trying to teach us the principle of karma

we have moved from love affairs and money losses to straight up murder! great!

i am not convinced this book needed to be this long

jfc how much money does this guy have

the funny thing is because im watching "the boys" (butcher's "oi, oi, cunt, bloody hell" has been a staple vocal stim in our household) and reading this book at the same time, my brain just reads "count" as "cunt" every time 😭 "how else could i behave, cunt?" 😭😭