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Elijah
is on page 157 of 204
Bro you didnt warn shIt you spoke in vague ass metaphors am i LOSING MY MIND
— Jun 12, 2026 11:41PM
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Elijah
is on page 159 of 204
Now Kelvin is pissing me off. Me when. This is the WORST SCIENCE TEAM EVER
— Jun 13, 2026 11:03AM
Elijah
is on page 109 of 204
Sartorius pissing me off. These books always got that one scientist that just pisses me off. May I never meet anyone like them in the lab
— Jun 11, 2026 11:08AM
Elijah
is on page 77 of 204
If I was on this station with Snow I'd have snapped his neck already. Kelvin is much stronger than i
— Jun 11, 2026 09:40AM
Elijah
is on page 75 of 204
What the FUCK is bro talking about. Why are we all the riddler
— Jun 11, 2026 09:31AM
Elijah
is on page 68 of 204
Man what the fuck. Does. Does anyone have any methods???
— Jun 10, 2026 01:42PM
