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This must be more of the curious human mating rituals. Maybe that’s what newwwp means. I mentally repeat the word to myself so I can tell her the same thing at the appropriate time.
BRO THINKS NOPE TRANSLATES TO A MATING RITUAL I CANT LMAO
— Jun 14, 2026 03:24AM
BRO THINKS NOPE TRANSLATES TO A MATING RITUAL I CANT LMAO
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nat
is 64% done
“There’s no ownership. You are mine as much as I’m yours. Understand?” “I am yours,” he agrees. “Completely and fully.” “Then I can be yours, too.”
they r so perfect it hurts 🥹🥹
— Jun 14, 2026 05:54AM
they r so perfect it hurts 🥹🥹
nat
is 61% done
“I talk in slang, babe.” “And now you say I’m a child?” Now I’m offended. “I—“
okay i’m obsessed with them
— Jun 14, 2026 05:41AM
okay i’m obsessed with them
nat
is 60% done
Ah – maybe this is the time for the courting word. “Newwwp,” I tell her.
lol
— Jun 14, 2026 05:33AM
lol
nat
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I am utterly reborn. Every muscle in my body, every tendon, every organ – it no longer belongs to Raahosh. It is all Liz’s to dispose of. I am completely and utterly hers.
this is so much better than studying for maths 🤭
— Jun 14, 2026 05:25AM
this is so much better than studying for maths 🤭
nat
is 48% done
“Dick.” “The song of my people?” I reply back to her, remembering her words. “You got it.”
LMAOO
— Jun 14, 2026 04:30AM
LMAOO
nat
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Now, when I imagine happiness, I imagine her face. It doesn’t matter that she is different – she is mine and I am hers.
— Jun 14, 2026 03:22AM
nat
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I am being coerced by wide eyes and a simple touch. I know it’s all to manipulate me, but I find I don’t care. If she keeps her hand there, I will feed her every scrap of meat in the cave.
awwwhh my cuties
— Jun 14, 2026 03:20AM
awwwhh my cuties
nat
is 17% done
Which I had. I’m caught, my hand in my pants. Moaning his name. I’m never going to live this one down.
😭
— Jun 14, 2026 03:03AM
😭
