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Mia is 28% done
1: what is french love? "You may be sure he will not take her in some ordinary way, no, he'll insist on French love."
"She has female trouble from that French love of his"

"Follow you? Why to the end of the world. You may kick me with your fine suede shoes, I wouldn't say a word"

2: why is the visitors head green and tobacco-brown? And baby pink wrinkly skin? I can't work out what he's seeing the doctor about.
Jun 14, 2026 07:41AM
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Mia is 53% done
5: his testes?? I hadn't picked that up in the surgery scene
what is camphor what is alimentation and why'd they enema my boys butt???

Hell yeah the dog knows bourgeois when he sees it
"He has completely accepted the trousers. Spoke a long gay phrase: "let's have a smoke, or I'll give you a poke.""

Also this is starting to feel like a sci-fi book, also Jekyll and Hyde but I can't put my finger on why

What is pood
Jun 17, 2026 03:33PM
Heart of a Dog


Mia
Mia is 47% done
3:
"something resembling a tiny dark loaf of bread" what is this

"Hapless cardboard duck which hung upside down next to the cupboard" also what

"Six-legs" to refer to a dog out with its owner is good

"Photograph with an Easter rose hung over it" what is that

4:
"Little white lump dangled on a thread" what this

"A cigarette Zina, at once. Fresh underwear, and a bath." Honestly... Hell yeah that is a vibe.
Jun 16, 2026 04:36PM
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katya yeah wtf was green guy


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