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Abozzi is on page 96 of 360

If only you could see my face when Ethan said he worked as an elephant feces shoveler and he drank elephant shit because his coworkers watered it down through a filter. I would burn my mouth on fire if that happened to me.

— Jun 14, 2026 03:33PM

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Abozzi is on page 209 of 360

I haven't updated in a while ig, last was at 96 pages now over 200.

Anyhow, it's getting a bunch better. Still have not seen the movie but I'm excited to see it. Also excited to see what happens with Marcellus, if Tova and Cameron let him free before he passes.

— Jul 19, 2026 04:06PM

Abozzi is on page 42 of 360

Kind of bored ngl. I think it'll pick up, but no rn I'm bored sorry 🤷‍♂️

— May 20, 2026 02:35PM

Abozzi is on page 14 of 360

Wow I'm so far into this book (jk)
I tried to read a little on the flight but I was so uncomfy and the flight was an hr long do

— May 15, 2026 10:36AM