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WHY ARE WE IN ALASKA?!? ITS MORE CONFUSING EACH PAGE. She talks about the weather like it’s LA. THERE ARE NO ELEPHANTS AT THE ALASKA ZOO!!! WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ELEPHANTS AT THE ZOO. ITS ALASKA
— Jun 14, 2026 04:37PM
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So far so good. I’m just very distracted as to why we are in Alaska. Hoping that’s like, important to the story.
— Jun 14, 2026 03:07PM
