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The hallway was suddenly filled with the smell of Hork-Bajir.
Jake asked.
Jake roared.
Ax said meekly.
Jake almost never yells. When he does, you have to know it's time to do what he says.
— Jun 14, 2026 08:36PM
Jake asked.
Jake roared.
Ax said meekly.
Jake almost never yells. When he does, you have to know it's time to do what he says.
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Nastassja
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Cassie asked.
he said.
Jake said.
[...]
We didn't get far.
Ax stumbled.
FFS, Ax!
— Jun 14, 2026 09:51PM
he said.
Jake said.
[...]
We didn't get far.
Ax stumbled.
FFS, Ax!
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I said.
she said.
I ignored the warning.
Tobias interrupted.
I said.
— Jun 14, 2026 08:28PM
she said.
I ignored the warning.
Tobias interrupted.
I said.
Nastassja
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When you realize that Visser 3 is actually an hervivore. Or even if you don't count the host, that still leaves the question of the diet categorization of the Yeerk itself. Are they basically... Plants? Visser 3 is a plant controlling an herbivore?
And yeah, I'm sure I could look up a name for an animal that eats sun rays.
— Jun 14, 2026 08:06PM
And yeah, I'm sure I could look up a name for an animal that eats sun rays.
Nastassja
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"Erek didn't attend our school. Erek didn't attend the human race."
— Jun 14, 2026 07:55PM

