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I'm really trying not to hate Forest at this point but WTF

I stare at our text thread again. There’s nothing much to go on, here. No smoking gun. Our last exchange involved Beck sending me a picture of a massive cheeseburger. I hadn’t replied.

HOW is this dipshit surprised that after not responding/following up for three whole days, his situationship may have finally given up on his rude, avoidant ass.

I think 56% is far enough in to say that Forrest is a massive asshole and Beck should find someone else 😒☹️ If a woman was hanging on like this, we'd call her a crazed clinger.

I know the drill, man. I was listening when you explained your terms. But sometimes I get the distinct impression that you’re managing me. Like you keep me at arm’s length so that I won’t forget my place.”

I have one condition,” he says, his voice gathering strength.
“Name it,” Scully says. “Anything.”
The kid points at me. “I win this game, and he takes me home after.”
I blink. “You need a ride? Where do you live?”
“No, man.” He sighs and shakes his attractive head. “I mean for sex.”
Oh shiiiiit. I’m actually speechless at this request.

🤣 Shoot your shot, man!