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brie
is 51% done
there’s no way in hell this bean pole ass man has a phatty. he’s literally an academic who spends all day sitting at a desk. he probably has sleepy glutes
— Jun 17, 2026 11:05PM
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brie
is 66% done
is this girl fucking dead? bc if she’s not dead there is really no excuse to ignore your sisters texts and calls and letters for 5 months?
— Jun 18, 2026 11:59AM

