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Arthur is so level-headed you could use his face to hang a bookshelf by.
— Jun 19, 2026 09:37AM
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Jonathan Orme
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This last book had better be 0.0001 times as good as Ten Thousand Candles in the Wind
— Jun 17, 2026 08:58AM
Jonathan Orme
is on page 426 of 707
This lady who was boiled in a magic kettle for five years, is she the Wife of Bath I've heard so much about? That's a pretty long bath.
— Jun 13, 2026 03:41PM
Jonathan Orme
is on page 334 of 707
Ah, referencing the source material by name I see
— Jun 12, 2026 06:43PM
Jonathan Orme
is on page 255 of 707
Twenty bottles of Mountain Dew on the wall, twenty bottles of Dew...
— May 29, 2026 09:05AM
Jonathan Orme
is on page 210 of 707
Ah, finally a year. 1216 is about seven hundred years later than I thought this story took place.
— May 26, 2026 09:33AM
Jonathan Orme
is on page 127 of 707
What's this, a spell for ants? It needs to be at least three times bigger than this!
— May 16, 2026 07:36PM
Jonathan Orme
is on page 52 of 707
This has to be the most anachronistic work of fiction I've ever read, what with the mentioning of American Indians and afternoon tea and zeppelins in a story that takes place in the 5th century A.D. Maybe Merlyn is the narrator? He remembers backwards and is presumably very old.
— May 11, 2026 09:20AM
