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This is fucking hilarious I can’t

SIMON JUST QUOTED SHREK IM SHRIEKING

“Feel this arm,” said Simon. “Rock hard! I don’t mean to brag, but it’s all bone. All bone.”

MEEEE

That short story had no business being 90 pages long

“Father, you did not steal Uncle Gabriel’s carriage again,” said James.
“This is your time of trouble. He would want me to have it, and he would have given it to me if I asked him, which as it happens I did not,”

I love Will Herondale so much 😂❤️❤️❤️

I wanna DIE Tessa will and jem give me so many feelings 😭😭😭