KIM HERTEL’s Reviews > 10 Things That Never Happened > Status Update

only a bit in and i'm already laughing so much my cheeks hurt. Maybe it's because I work in retail that I find this so hilarious.

Favorite quote so far, Sam the shop manager says of one of his employees:
"She's an odd one - is Tif - because 99% of the time she gives so few shits I feel like getting her senna pods for Secret Santa, but 1% of the time something catches her imagination and she's a fucking miracle."