Bork Wesher’s Reviews > The Pumpkin Spice Café > Status Update

Okay so not bad. Predictable, yes. Did I eat it up? Of course. Am I going to continue the series? I’ll answer your question with a question. Is a frogs ass water tight? Great start to the series but I have a feeling it gets better tho and I’m here for the development. I’m sat. ALSO I KNOW THE NEXT BOOK IS ABOUT HAZEL BUT THEN IT TAKES LIKE THREE MORE BOOKS TO GET TO ANNIE?? I NEED MY ENEMIES TO LOVERS NEEEOOOOW

I’m in a mood today. I refuse men’s antics to get in my fucking way. Logan’s a dumb motherfucker. I’m sorry. You absolute child. Stop acting like a dick bro. You just assume she’s gonna leave because ONE stupid bitch did you wrong in the past. like ooooooh myyyy GAAAWD WE KNOW YOU HAVE MOMMY ISSUESSSAA. I can’t stand men. All will be solved if yall just had some FUKIN PERSPECTIVE. Selfish sons of bitches

Ok. It’s Norm. None of you besides Soda knows what that means but just know. Its Norm. He’s jealous Aunt Dot didn’t give him the cafe so he’s sabotaging Jeanie so she can give up and go back to Boston oooor he wants Jeanie to SOS call Aunt Dot back so he can get freaky deaky with her and break their hips together.

You like hedgehogs and dark brown eyes, don’t you, Logan I LOVE MEN IN DENIAL OF THEIR FEELINGS. YOU CAN PUSH ALL YOU WANT. THE YEARN WILL ALWAYS WIN. I can’t wait til the MMC gets upset at the FMC but he’s mad at himself for liking her too much like dis
*in a heated argument*
FMC: WHY DO YOU PUSH ME AWAY
MMC: BECAUSE EVERYTIME I LOOK INTO YOUR STUPID PRETTY EYES, I JUST WANT TO PULL YOU IN.
and then they kiss.

OOOOOH SODERRRR. ITS TIIIIIIME 😈