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Abrupt ending. Love a man who yearns tho. Always could use more yearn.

Not bad. Love a man in slutty little glasses.

Borison knows how to write a book god dammit. AND ITS A PREQUEL???? GET OUTTAAAA HEEEERE

REYLO FANFIC TURNED BOOK RAAAAAAH. but overall not bad.

Not sorry about the cover of this book. Found this one on reddit. Gave it a shot. …meh? Listen, tying up men is fun and all but the characters were kinda lame.

I guess I really am a furry 😔

Ok hear me out. It’s about a plus size baddie. My reaction goes as follows. “Awwwww….wait wat? …..wait ew.” Better writing than the last book I read but ended…very strange

…meh

So I read that really fast. Yes. This was yes. Very good. Not sure how to top this one.

GUYS. ITS DUAL POV. WITH TWO NARRATORS. AND THE FMC NARRATOR??? ISNT THAT STUPID BITCH FROM THE LAST 4 BOOKS. PRAISE BE.

So I skipped some updates. Oopsies. Anyways. She gets pregnant and keeps the baby. I’m not too fond of the ending but good otherwise. I CANT WAIT FOR ANNIE AND MAC MWAHAHAH

I will now start updating every time this narrator mispronounces things. Meeshalin star. Not Michelin star. Meeshalin.

Ok now I can start this book finally. Also bear with me. This narrator is fucking abysmal. She pronounces things like a degen. Like debacle for example. I’ve always heard is said like deh bock el. Right? SHE FUCKIN SAYS DIH BOCK LEH like WHAAAAT. Dihbokleeeh. FACK YOU. there was other shit what drove me insane.

Okay character development, not bad. I can’t wait to read about Annie and Ma-I HAVE TO READ ANOTHER ONE BEFORE THAT FAAAAAACK

Ok so it’s Xmas rn. I DONT GIVE A FUH ABOUT KIRA AND BENNET ANYMORE. MAC JUST WALKED IN WITH SOME BITCH ANS ANNIE IS PIIIIIISSSSED FAAACK I HAVE ANOTHER BOOK TO GET THROUGH

I took a break. I don’t remember what happened. They fucked. But they’re also being stupid about it.

Okay Soder let’s see this is all about. Can they top my besties Hazel and Noah?

Them bitches oh my gaaaAAAAWWWDUUUH

Need. Annie and Mac NEEEEOOOW

“And that ring Nana gave you?”
“On her finger by the end of the year.” LOGAAAAAN YOU SLY DAWG YOOOU.

Updating just for Kira. I KINDA LOVE HER. WE NEVER HAVE A GRUMPY FMC. TAKE NO SHIT LEAVE NO SHIT.

I have very little to say about this. I’ve already read this. I know what happens. Why would I have anything crazy to say….FUCK THEM KIDS AND FUCK YOU TOO

Men stating they’re not good enough for a woman they fancy will ALWAYS I mean ALWAAAYYS be the death of me. In a good way or a bad way? I’ll never know. Also Hazel is me. She chose the BLT over the ham and cheese and we also said it at the same time when I was listening so therefore I am her. I will find a sexy fisherman who will chase birds away so I can eat my sammich in peace. May that type of love find me.

I. Am. Fuckin. SAT FOR THIS ONE. She’s literally me. I’m Hazel. She had to like “tone down the grandma” or something. We are one. Anyways. I’m hoping the whole story is this wild goose chase that Noah set up for Hazel because he listens and knows she wants adventure and cuz he’s in love with her and wants to see her nerd out. God I am so alone. I’ll never have this kind of love.

Okay so not bad. Predictable, yes. Did I eat it up? Of course. Am I going to continue the series? I’ll answer your question with a question. Is a frogs ass water tight? Great start to the series but I have a feeling it gets better tho and I’m here for the development. I’m sat. ALSO I KNOW THE NEXT BOOK IS ABOUT HAZEL BUT THEN IT TAKES LIKE THREE MORE BOOKS TO GET TO ANNIE?? I NEED MY ENEMIES TO LOVERS NEEEOOOOW

I’m in a mood today. I refuse men’s antics to get in my fucking way. Logan’s a dumb motherfucker. I’m sorry. You absolute child. Stop acting like a dick bro. You just assume she’s gonna leave because ONE stupid bitch did you wrong in the past. like ooooooh myyyy GAAAWD WE KNOW YOU HAVE MOMMY ISSUESSSAA. I can’t stand men. All will be solved if yall just had some FUKIN PERSPECTIVE. Selfish sons of bitches

Ok. It’s Norm. None of you besides Soda knows what that means but just know. Its Norm. He’s jealous Aunt Dot didn’t give him the cafe so he’s sabotaging Jeanie so she can give up and go back to Boston oooor he wants Jeanie to SOS call Aunt Dot back so he can get freaky deaky with her and break their hips together.

Soder, this is too good. The stake out? His denial? 😚🤌

You like hedgehogs and dark brown eyes, don’t you, Logan I LOVE MEN IN DENIAL OF THEIR FEELINGS. YOU CAN PUSH ALL YOU WANT. THE YEARN WILL ALWAYS WIN. I can’t wait til the MMC gets upset at the FMC but he’s mad at himself for liking her too much like dis
*in a heated argument*
FMC: WHY DO YOU PUSH ME AWAY
MMC: BECAUSE EVERYTIME I LOOK INTO YOUR STUPID PRETTY EYES, I JUST WANT TO PULL YOU IN.
and then they kiss.

OOOOOH SODERRRR. ITS TIIIIIIME 😈