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I finished this like a week ago. Meow meow Italian men

MEEEEEOOOOWWW. MEEEOOOW. I loOOOOoooOve Italian men who cook and then do the nasty right after.

i neeeeed …..🚨💥📣MALE VALIDATION📣💥🚨 Anyways this book good and I love and hate men all at the same time. Get back in your cages.

Yeah yeah yeah childhood best friends reins superior.

MEEOOOOOOW. Would love to see this as a movie. I’d eat it up. Polar opposites with fervent yearning? BARK BARK BARK.

Holy shit guys this is really good. I was hesitant cuz the fmc is like “merp my life is a mess and I’m a stoner artist and I smell and I’m weird and I talk without thinking” and I’m not vibin with that. BUUUUUUT it’s not unbearable. She’s grown on me. That and MMC POOOOVVVV 📣📣. The INSATIABLE yearning this man has???? Are you kidding??? Y’all hear somethin’ purring? 😼🌊

I lowkey hate the fmc. Shes like “ermagerd everyone hates me cuz im an ass but I’m still gonna be stubborn through it and not be mindful of other peoples feelings even tho I AM IN PSYCHOLOGY” methinks ur not the victim here babes.

Tbh. Just trying to get through this. It’s okay. It feels so long for so little development. Sue me.

I started listening to this a couple of days ago so I’m far I just keep forgetting to update my progress oops

Just finished. This shit was ass. That’s 4 hours of my time I’m never getting back.

Listening to this one since it was free. Ashamed? That word doesn’t begin to cover it. This book sucks so much ass. Can’t wait to finish it.

Good god there’s werewolf politics. I just want them to fuck.

Did I bring this to work today? Yes I did. Shamelessly. ALSO BARK WOOF BARK BARK WOOF TEAM JACOB.

BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
I need to be euthanized.

DIFFERENT WEREWOLF BOOK. THIS ONE TAKES PRECEDENCE.

I’m starting these updates cuz I know you bitches would eat this up. Anyway I fell asleep last night while reading so idk. The main guy seems like a loser. Just my type 😈 mwhahaha. I hope he locks the fuck in. I’m tired of this pussy bullshit.

I LOVE MEN WHO YEARN