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Bork Wesher
is starting
Ok now I can start this book finally. Also bear with me. This narrator is fucking abysmal. She pronounces things like a degen. Like debacle for example. I’ve always heard is said like deh bock el. Right? SHE FUCKIN SAYS DIH BOCK LEH like WHAAAAT. Dihbokleeeh. FACK YOU. there was other shit what drove me insane.
— Jul 13, 2026 11:46AM
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Bork Wesher
is 99% done
So I skipped some updates. Oopsies. Anyways. She gets pregnant and keeps the baby. I’m not too fond of the ending but good otherwise. I CANT WAIT FOR ANNIE AND MAC MWAHAHAH
— Jul 27, 2026 12:49PM
Bork Wesher
is 4% done
I will now start updating every time this narrator mispronounces things. Meeshalin star. Not Michelin star. Meeshalin.
— Jul 13, 2026 01:07PM